on one hand piracy is always ok. on the other hand you might get some fucked up entries like “magcargo is the heat of the sun” or “kadabra is a tween boy”
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn’t committing to the bit
I mean, we’re talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.
“Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week.”
Look, there’s this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. “Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze” no they don’t, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.
The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive “philosopher’s cocaine.”
non-it/its users need to get their shit together fr
ok time to elaborate.
earlier today i was talking to someone and i mentioned one of my friends, and said ‘yeah it was saying-’ and before i could finish my sentence she interrupted me and went “it?” as if i’d misspoken. when i said “yeah, it said-” she looked at me as if i’d like insulted her or something and went “why are you calling your friends its? don’t you mean they?”
i pretty much just went “nevermind” because that’s not worth it (and no i’m not misgendering a friend for someone else’s “comfort” like wtf) but the issue is
this. happens. every. time.
you tell someone else you use it/its? they look at you like you’re fucking insane. 99% of the time they will refuse to use your pronouns because it’s “offensive” to them (yknow what else is offensive? purposely misgendering me when i literally just told you my pronouns). when you talk about a friend who uses it/its pronouns, 99% of the time the other person will try to like. correct you or stop you even though they don’t even know who you’re talking about.
“well they/them is gender neutral too so just use th-” no. my pronouns are it/its. they/them is not it/its. they/them is misgendering.
“but it’s gender neutra-” okay and? if dude said he uses he/him and you used they/them that’s misgendering. why is it okay when it’s it pronouns?
“but it’s offensive to refer to people as-” bitch i am literally referring to myself as it/its. i am telling you directly in plain words that these are the pronouns that make me comfortable. i don’t give a fuck what you think of them they are my pronouns
at this point i settle with they/them because i’m just done having people look at me like i said a slur when i tell them what pronouns i’m comfortable with.
